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Friend: Dude, wasn't it funny when Hulk beat Loki's ass?
Me: No
Me: It wasn't funny
Me: Not at all
Me: My baby was in pain
Me: And you all LAUGHED
Friend: It's just a movie...
Me: Get away
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the-vashta-nerada: hey bro bro broski brosicle broseidon, god of the brocean brotato chip brotein shake brosef stalin barack brobama teddy brosevelt don quibrote adrien brody gallilebro gallilei napoleon bronaparte brobo cop leonardo dicapribro broseph mengele  bro nye the science guy selena bromez broey deschanel  bro dimaggio wolfgang amadaeus brozart brohemian rhapsody ...
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dad: you wanna go see a movie tomor-
me: AVENGERS
dad: you've seen it 4 ti-
me: AVENGERS
dad: haley stop be serious what movie-
me: AVENGERS
dad: hale-
me: AVENGERS
me: LETS GO SEE THE AVENGERS
me: AVENGERS
dad:
me:
dad: haley-
me: AVENGERS
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A conversation in psych class
My teacher: Who here isn't sexually attracted to Brad Pitt?
Me: *raises hand*
My teacher: What celebrity are you sexually attracted to then?
Me: You wouldn't know him....
My teacher: You're blushing! Just tell me!
Me: ....Tom Hiddleston
My teacher: Yeah, I don't know him.
Random kid in the back of the class: I HAVE AN ARMY!!
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person: you realize shipping incest is wrong
me: laughs flies through the sun cackling to the outer reaches of space while whispering 'fuck you'
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My Dad: I like Tom Hiddleston better with dark hair, it really brings out his blue eyes.
My Dad:
My Dad: That sounded gayer than I thought it would jesus christ
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snoopdong: snoopdong: snoopdong: snoopdong: ATTENTION EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD OUR WORLD
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illinois: the year is 2012 sexy has disappeared once again only one man can bring it back
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burnupasun: “baby” i whisper to a mass-murdering, crazed norse god from another galaxy. 　
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Rihanna: We found love in a hopeless place.
Cap: We found Steve in a frozen place.
Tony: We found Stark in an iron case.
Bruce: We found Hulk in some gamma rays.
Thor: We found Thor punching Loki's face.
Thor:
Thor:
Thor: And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.
May 27th
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“An ant has no quarrel with a boot.”
– Loki This has to be one of the most intelligent things that I’ve ever heard ever (via thedoctorisaconsultinghunter)
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wheresmythief: brigwife: America Are you feeling left out America Are you It’s Memorial Day Weekend for America, are you feeling left out?
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Listenawildhiddlestonappeared: avengersaccumulate: ...
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thegestianpoet: previouslysane: harry didn’t even try and tell the basilisk to stop but if he did would it have stopped?? technically the bit of him that can speak parsletongue is a piece of voldemort and therefore would probably bow to his will because it only obeys voldemort omg what if it all ended with “no” and it just  ended omg
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me: i should get off tumblr
me:
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me: is that a photo of tom hiddleston
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